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[Episteme]

Whiskey_Funeral had awesome taste in music and was pretty cool. I only have a few people here on my facebook friends list, only in recent couple of years did I only start reading more posts and post on my own as well. Used to lurk a fair bit. Hearing all these names brings back memories though.

 

[cookiecutter]

She was going to go to MDF one year but her car broke down.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I still don't exactly understand why g_R left. Was that his name? I think he might have been annoyed with me or something. I can't remember.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ryan. My understanding is he took the usual path out of here by starting a family.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

CAIRATH was the shit. He's a moderator or whatever on RYM. It'd be nice if he came back, but I don't blame him for not doing so.

Yeah, he's Takeahnase on RYM.

 

[mutantllama]

I still don't exactly understand why g_R left. Was that his name? I think he might have been annoyed with me or something. I can't remember.

I thought it had to do with Grimmy stalking him or something.

 

[waif]

~gR~ was amusing. I miss his fights with Omni over the ~gR~ versus the lightbulb.

 

[cookiecutter]

He was a cool guy to hang with at MDF

 

[skeptik]

~gR~ was amusing. I miss his fights with Omni over the ~gR~ versus the lightbulb.

~dG~

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Who was that dude from Iran that posted here for about a month or two a few months ago? I don't know if anyone remembers him, but I thought he was funnier than fuck.

 

[The Butt]

Whiskey_Funeral had awesome taste in music and was pretty cool. I only have a few people here on my facebook friends list, only in recent couple of years did I only start reading more posts and post on my own as well. Used to lurk a fair bit. Hearing all these names brings back memories though.

I only have a couple dudes here on my FB... I should add more of you fucks.

 

[The Emptier]

:3

 

[The Butt]

":3" indeed, haha... I know I used to have you on there but I dunno what happened tbh, hah. Here I am, GMD, you should add me, fuckers: www.facebook.com/rj.pankow

 

[The Emptier]

I periodically go through my friends and if I can't recall who you are then...bye bye! But this shall not happen again with you, sir!

I'm Zakk, by the by.

 

[The Butt]

Same here tbh, that's actually probably what happened. Also, fantastical, accepted.

 

[cookiecutter]

Just added you

 

[Onder]

I'll come back then.

Hi JAGE.

I made a little analysis of why you come off as a total annoying faggot on the internet (you might not be like this in person, I don't know). I wouldn't normally post this but you said you'd returned just to annoy people anyway so I think I'm allowed to. Also, I only used posts you made after you returned so this doesn't look hostile or uncalled for.

One English boy's repeated traumatic attempts to be accepted on an online forum full of awkward virgins like him - aka "why shouldn't I pretend to be someone I'm not when there is no reason".

His post: It's so gay though. I wish I could do some social experiment that totally fucks over women's mate choosing techniques.
His real thoughts: I wish women would think different so I'd have at least a slight chance of getting a pretty one. At least for a while - maybe, maybe it could be some social experiment.

His post: Sometimes fat bitches will find a good looking but green guy and kind of bully him into being their fuck buddy.
His real thoughts: Maybe the fat chick talked to me today because I'm pretty. She probably wants me to be her fuck buddy. I sure have higher standards though so I will just make a post about it - I'm experienced!

His post: You've grown out of looking like a young anakin skywalker. Congratulations.
His real thoughts: Well now it's my turn to grow out of this shit. That "congratulations" sure sounded confident though.

And finally:

His post: I'm off this forum for a year or so. Bye guys. Here's a list of the people who don't have their heads in their backsides:
His real thoughts: I will try to leave this forum but I will lurk anyway because I'm weak and those guys are cool (I will probably return in two weeks and try hard to be even cooler to get accepted). Here's a list of people that haven't yet expressed their disrespect towards me:

Next episode: The Butt, aka Why do I look like an unborn bee?

 

[The Emptier]

What the hell

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Cythraul]