3 easy steps to success!

[Kushantaiidan]

Step 1: Put dog outside





























Step 2: Let dog inside






















Step 3: Dog is wet.
























SUCCESS!

 

[Till Fjalls]

Is it really that easy?

 

[Kushantaiidan]

YES! Try it now! You can do it in the home AND the office!

Just 3 easy payments of $43 AU, and I'll send you your very own dog!

And SUCCESS will be YOURS!




The Steps to success are brought to you by HM and NMS.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Note: Success can not be gained in Finland OR Helsinki using the above methods.

 

[Mr. Black]

what i think you've done, if i might be so bold, is mistaken sucess (i.e. the attainment of ones goals and ambitions) with getting a dog wet (i.e. get a dog wet)...but perhaps i'm wrong

 

[justus x]

1. Steal underpants

3. Profit

 

[Sullen Jester]

Originally posted by justus x
1. Steal underpants

3. Profit

"Phase one: steal underpants.
Phase two:
Phase three: profit"

'Whats phace two?'

"Phase two:
Phase three: profit:"

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by Kushantaiidan
Step 1: Put dog outside Step 2: Let dog inside Step 3: Dog is wet. SUCCESS!

How much do you charge for the rain? Or did another dog pee on the dog let outside to make him/her wet?

I am so naive on these things.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I didn't get it either

 

[Ethereal Sage]

3 easier steps to success (without the use of a dog or wetness [in whatever form it may be])

1. Pain in head.








2. Assult toe with sledge hammer.







3. No more pain in head, pain in toe.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Step 4: Give dog to mother


























Step 5: Mother buys me mobile phone





























Step 6: Strange stabbling pain in SPHINCTER.

































SUCCESS^2

 

[The Suicider]

"Phase one: steal underpants.
Phase two:
Phase three: profit"

'Whats phace two?'

"Phase two:
Phase three: profit:"

South Park rules! Just too bad not everyone can loosen the fuck up and just enjoy the show rather than bitch and complain about how juvenile the humour is.