3 word story

[Caelestia]

some mustard and

 

[psykopain]

special sauce from

 

[Caelestia]

Pakistan. It proved

 

[duckattack]

the old saying,

 

[Caelestia]

the bigger your

 

[duckattack]

house, the smellier

 

[Caelestia]

However, no one

 

[duckattack]

threw up on

 

[kittie_bread]

George Bush, so

 

[Caelestia]

I did and

 

[Steve]

got my ass

 

[duckattack]

fucked by a

 

[kittie_bread]

small off duty

 

[duckattack]

sailor who pretended

 

[kittie_bread]

he was Czechoslovakian

 

[Adam90125]

to increase the

 

[kittie_bread]

chances of finding

 

[Caelestia]

love among seamen.

 

[Steve]

But he didn't

 

[duckattack]

know how to