3 word story

[Caelestia]

pseudoerotic fashion. The

 

[Lhorian]

Icelandic imps will

 

[Profanity]

infiltrate into US

 

[Caelestia]

headquarters via the

 

[duckattack]

president's drunken daughters

 

[Caelestia]

secret stripping chamber.

 

[Lhorian]

Everyone knows that

 

[Steve]

Jenna and [insert name of other bush twin]

 

[Lhorian]

never really had

 

[Profanity]

a proper girlfriend.

 

[Metal Maiden]

To make up

 

[Lhorian]

their dolls and

 

[Metal Maiden]

dog they used

 

[Caelestia]

corpse paint and

 

[Metal Maiden]

dead mongoose hair

 

[Lhorian]

, which everyone knows

 

[Caelestia]

is an aphrodisiac.

 

[Lhorian]

In the beginning

 

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there was only

 

[Caelestia]

a woman named