3 word story

[Caelestia]

She really fancied

 

[duckattack]

chocolate pudding with

 

[Caelestia]

curry and betelnuts.

 

[Britbabe]

Then a smelly

 

[Caelestia]

purple leprechaun sprang

 

[Britbabe]

up, screaming "YOU

 

[Caelestia]

Ate My Cheese!

 

[Niklas]

those damn irish...

 

[Lhorian]

cheese-eating leprechauns should

 

[mrweijia]

go jihad on

 

[Caelestia]

greedy cheese manufacturers

 

[Niklas]

who sell cheese

 

[duckattack]

without realizing that

 

[Lhorian]

cheese is the

 

[Caelestia]

key to salvation

 

[duckattack]

for those who

 

[Caelestia]

are lactose intolerant.

 

[duckattack]

Liberace told me

 

[Caelestia]

that if you

 

[duckattack]

eat seventeen samosas