3 word story

[psykopain]

with glue and

 

[Profanity]

shit in a

 

[Caelestia]

plastic container because

 

[psykopain]

it will melt

 

[Caelestia]

into chocolatey goo.

 

[Profanity]

This product can

 

[Niklas]

kill your gran

 

[Caelestia]

but not grandpa,

 

[Profanity]

it can kill

 

[Caelestia]

your neighbour's hairdresser's

 

[mrweijia]

all the kittens.

 

[stormy]

and soon there

 

[Caelestia]

will be no

 

[duckattack]

reason for tarantulas

 

[Niklas]

to touch old

 

[Caelestia]

men's love-handles or

 

[Steve]

eat some cheese

 

[Caelestia]

by the light

 

[duckattack]

of a glowing

 

[Lhorian]

banana mixed with