3 word story

[Profanity]

between them which

 

[duckattack]

salad dressing they

 

[Profanity]

should put on

 

[duckattack]

their genitals to

 

[Profanity]

be able to

 

[duckattack]

make them resemble

 

[Profanity]

that of a

 

[duckattack]

honey badger. 5,000

 

[mrweijia]

centuries later, he

 

[duckattack]

realized he forgot

 

[coronerox]

his rubber duck

 

[duckattack]

which contained the

 

[Metal Maiden]

mighty duck oils.

 

[Caelestia]

These oils possess

 

[Metal Maiden]

vast quantities of

 

[Caelestia]

a lethal substance

 

[Steve]

know commonly as

 

[Caelestia]

neaporita belaxarius V3XXI2

 

[Steve]

whatever the fuck

 

[Caelestia]

that is. Once