3 word story

[Lhorian]

milk, who knows

 

[duckattack]

how many years

 

[mrweijia]

it sat in

 

[Steve]

it was there

 

[duckattack]

before it became

 

[Lhorian]

the one and

 

[duckattack]

only Supreme Commander

 

[$t0n3r]

General Fuckhead who

 

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defeated the Romans

 

[kittie_bread]

using only his

 

[duckattack]

antique radio and

 

[$t0n3r]

his giant statue

 

[Caelestia]

of Rupaul, which

 

[duckattack]

he stole from

 

[Caelestia]

a blind orphan

 

[psykopain]

with one leg

 

[Caelestia]

and three eyes.

 

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Fuck, that's fucked

 

[Caelestia]

said the orphan.

 

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Meanwhile, the orphan