3 word story

[Steve]

covered in flashing

 

[mrweijia]

buttocks of frogs

 

[duckattack]

that are bigger

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

than thing from

 

[Caelestia]

the black lagoon.

 

[Lhorian]

Flapping hands and

 

[mrweijia]

slapping their knees

 

[Incendiare]

, they decided to

 

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

take the dildos

 

[Metal Maiden]

out from the

 

[Lhorian]

fridge and use

 

[Profanity]

the microwave to

 

[GreatPhoenix]

get them hot

 

[Lhorian]

. The neighbour thought

 

[duckattack]

this was inappropriate

 

[Caelestia]

due to the

 

[Lhorian]

violence involved in

 

[Steve]

makign a large

 

[duckattack]

pot of soup

 

[Caelestia]

containing ferrous oxide