3 word story

[†_Aragorth_†]

in the dark

 

[Lhorian]

loft of the

 

[Caelestia]

eunuch's posh outhouse.

 

[duckattack]

"Outhouse Monthly" magazine

 

[Caelestia]

features fecal beauties

 

[duckattack]

and a centerfold

 

[Caelestia]

of Twikki Mititti,

 

[Niklas]

which means that

 

[Caelestia]

copraphiliacs everywhere will

 

[Incendiare]

attack Caelestia with

 

[Niklas]

poking sticks and

 

[Caelestia]

fluffy marshmallows Santa

 

[Niklas]

delivered last year

 

[duckattack]

since he had

 

[Caelestia]

a new helper

 

[duckattack]

who loved to

 

[Profanity]

steal money from

 

[Caelestia]

the homeless elves

 

[Profanity]

who left money

 

[Niklas]

for overweight people