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[Caelestia]

dressed in orange

 

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jogging shoes with

 

[Caelestia]

rocket launchers attached

 

[Lhorian]

so they were

 

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ready to fight

 

[Lhorian]

the army of

 

[Caelestia]

an army of

 

[Lhorian]

the army of an army of....

staggering zombies and

 

[Caelestia]

transgendered mutant popstars.

Hang on, I'll fix it

 

[Lhorian]

After this fix

 

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it won't matter

 

[Lhorian]

if there were

 

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thousands of bacterial

 

[Lhorian]

virusses because the

 

[Caelestia]

pigs will come

 

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as was prophesized

 

[Caelestia]

in National Inquirer

 

[Lhorian]

handed out for

 

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use as a

 

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