3 word story

[KielbasaSausage]

that he bought

 

[IanDork107]

with his virginity.

 

[KielbasaSausage]

He lost his

 

[IanDork107]

member in a

 

[duckattack]

poker game in

 

[Anarkissed]

blender. Mikael Akerfeldt

 

[KielbasaSausage]

smells like a

 

[Captain Beard]

gay sausage. What

 

[KielbasaSausage]

are you doing?

 

[duckattack]

I'm rolling around

 

[KielbasaSausage]

in a puddle

 

[Anarkissed]

with Mikael Akerfeldt.

 

[ggggggu]

Shit fuck jew

 

[Captain Beard]

said the turtle

 

[FaustOrFamine]

as he flipped

 

[Anarkissed]

into a pile

 

[stormy]

of things that

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

she put into

 

[Profanity]

my anus. One

 

[Incendiare]

problem that occurred