3 word story

[Metal Maiden]

off my ripe

 

[stormy]

Pineapple. i never

 

[SculptedCold]

had itchy nuts

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

because I am

 

[SculptedCold]

a nut hater

 

[Metal Maiden]

. Unless they are

 

[manuelgv]

surrounded by a

 

[misterme]

newspaper. Thats why

 

[stormy]

i always fold

 

[Profanity]

my penis after

 

[coronerox]

I go to

 

[$t0n3r]

my pet snail's

 

[Profanity]

somehow got up

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

which doesn't fit

 

[The Serpent King]

in the keyhole

 

[SculptedCold]

, but sacred nuts

 

[duckattack]

are sometimes painted

 

[Profanity]

his boner red.

 

[SculptedCold]

profanity can't read

 

[misterme]

because he is