3 word story

[Wandrail]

veal crop would

 

[stormy]

never make the

 

[Wandrail]

cut at the

 

[Caelestia]

World's Veal Fair.

 

[Profanity]

The slice was

 

[Caelestia]

infested with the

 

[Lokakuu]

a slimy coating...

 

[Caelestia]

left by a

 

[Profanity]

very old man

 

[Caelestia]

with a congenital

 

[Wandrail]

birth defect, who

 

[Caelestia]

was unable to

 

[Wandrail]

prevent the issuance

 

[witch]

taken to the

 

[stormy]

fair by the

 

[Caelestia]

magical talking donkey.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Fair officials were

 

[MistGONE]

long time ago...

 

[Wandrail]

bewildered by the

 

[Abbey Normal]

phrase "holy cow".