3 word story

[Dred]

mortuary broom closet

 

[Metal Maiden]

someone was taking

 

[Dred]

the dry mop

 

[~metal_maiden~]

and doing the

 

[Metal Maiden]

"Fertility Dance of

 

[manuelgv]

tribal african cultures

 

[Metal Maiden]

" on fried green

 

[manuelgv]

tomatoes. Then the

 

[stormy]

time to make

 

[~metal_maiden~]

greasy french fries

 

[stormy]

and kill that

 

[~metal_maiden~]

stupid motherfuckin' cunt

 

[manuelgv]

who kicked me

 

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, for fuck's sake.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Up The Irons.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Oh my gosh!

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

I've lost my

 

[Metal Maiden]

pants in the

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

front window of

 

[Metal Maiden]

a monkey store