3 word story

[Falconspirit]

nuts and drank

 

[necromancy]

a bottle of

 

[gatedropper]

absinthe. Feeling really

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

sad about his

 

[manuelgv]

penis being smashed

 

[gatedropper]

between a dumpster

 

[Pessimism]

, i ran too

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

and I tripped

 

[Falconspirit]

falling deep in

 

[gatedropper]

the squalid chasm.

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

Today, Tom felt

 

[Falconspirit]

really strange because

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

he farted like

 

[gatedropper]

elephants consuming roughage

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

of a lesser

 

[stormy]

face that can

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

be squeezed such

 

[Falconspirit]

as to give

 

[gatedropper]

the impression of

 

[The_Evil_Gentleman]

tomato salad with