3 word story

[Deadly]

but before they

 

[angeleyes]

started the party

 

[Deadly]

they decided to...

 

[gatedropper]

start a band.

 

[chris-o-fer]

They called themselves

 

[gatedropper]

Beautiful Bee-Bop Buttfuckers,

 

[C11 H17 N2 O2 S Na]

obviously named after

 

[gatedropper]

a "Name-the-band" contest

 

[Ethereal Sage]

in which several

 

[gatedropper]

alliteration assholes alledgedly

 

[angeleyes]

trying to jump

 

[gatedropper]

ahead of the

 

[C11 H17 N2 O2 S Na]

package that they

 

[Ethereal Sage]

disregarded like annoying

 

[gatedropper]

post office workers

 

[angeleyes]

who find themself

 

[Incendiare]

and many others

 

[gatedropper]

with too much

 

[Ethereal Sage]

time to pull

 

[chris-o-fer]

each others wang.