3 word story

[Matt]

and of blood

 

[Tubbs]

but anyway, he

 

[Matt]

got drunk and

 

[OfManAndMetal]

shot dick cheney

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

because his sword

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

was all rusty

 

[Falconspirit]

and got stuck

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

in a filthy

 

[Mythos Inibri]

little nightclub next

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

to a gaybar

 

[Mythos Inibri]

in which I

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

got seduced by

 

[Mythos Inibri]

a drunken ninja

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

lol (you like your ninjas don't ya??)

who poked me

 

[Mythos Inibri]

with bamboo sticks

(yeah when they're good and dead!!) heh..

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

until I orgasmed

 

[Mythos Inibri]

uncontrollably for hours

 

[Neith]

like a pig

(apparently a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, at least thats what i was told :/)

 

[Mythos Inibri]

slaughtered for breakfast

 

[Neith]

With pineapples and