3 word story

[coronerox]

ants with some...

 

[Stoner Sioux]

fire stinging power

 

[manuelgv]

that killed all

 

[Caelestia]

of them. Fortunately,

 

[coronerox]

The lumberjack was

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

handsome and stupid,

 

[Lethe78]

with no penis

 

[nafnikufesin]

but he's okay

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

since his mother-in-law

 

[nafnikufesin]

died yesterday. At

 

[Tranquil Chaos]

the gates

 

[Adam90125]

where she ate

 

[manuelgv]

some apple pie

 

[Demonic Rapture]

and buckets of

 

[Steve]

Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

[Demonic Rapture]

She prefers breasts

 

[coronerox]

of cows, but...

 

[Demonic Rapture]

chickens will do.

 

[coronerox]

then, she says...

 

[manuelgv]

"I want more