3 word story

[zabu of nΩd]

being a crackhead,

 

[mutantllama]

because I am

 

[zabu of nΩd]

my dealer's bitch

 

[Matt]

.

Anyway, today the

 

[Matt]

trees were being

 

[zabu of nΩd]

detonated by gnomes

 

[mutantllama]

because they suck

 

[zabu of nΩd]

at chopping trees

 

[MIMA]

then came along

 

[zabu of nΩd]

a fat panda

 

[entanglement]

and ate them.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

It was time

 

[Pessimism]

for me to

 

[zabu of nΩd]

go shoot myself

 

[Pessimism]

, life just wasn't

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

worth all the

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Christian fundamentalist bigotry

 

[Pessimism]

that Fred Phelps

 

[zabu of nΩd]

has imposed upon

 

[Mythos Inibri]

african voodoo priests