Me too, and I've read and "contributed" to this thread already.
Okay, everyone run out and buy a black metal album from Wal-mart. Then, go camping in the middle of a busy intersection for 3 days. On the way back kidnap a beautiful woman no less than twice your age. Finally, set a local celebrity's hair on fire (on person or off, up to you). This will unlock the secret to the Royal Carnage forum.