5 memorable meals/bad men

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bbq spare rib debut at me aunties 1984/ Mark Lawrenson
KFC debut Everton v Bayern Munich 1985/ Hitler
Christmas dinner in Wallasey (early 90s)/ Dave Gilmour
cabrito, ribs, tacos buffet Monterrey 2004/ Ian Paisley
steak carvery Sao Paulo 1994/ Ian Brady
 
Squid, Malta, last week/ Anders Fogh
Spaghetti bolognese, Holstebro, october 2000 after ending recruit training/ George Bush
Spicy meat dish, 1990ish/ Dick Cheney
Viking helmet (Mashed potatoes and sausage), whenever I had my way 1984-1998/ Putin
Mom's homecooking, whenever I have my way 1998- present/ Totti

Damn, I don't remember many meals.
 
Burger King at truck stop in Salina, Kansas('97twice, '99 a few more)/bob dole

Fish platter at truck stop in Burley, Idaho ('97 twice)/Custer

scrambled eggs bacon and stuff at diner in Seaview, Washington('97three mornings)/bill gates

ramen and dried fruit, coffee, boiled stream water over camp fire in various locations in deep woods of Monongahela National Forest West Virginia, George Washington National Forest, Virginia, Savage River State Forest, Western Maryland('83-'91)// along with peanut butter sandwiches, apples, crackers, water, cold instant coffee, etc. in various state camp grounds and KOA's in 31 states (favorites in Kentucky) between '97-'01/Yep, Bush

fish dinner at Second Beach in Newport, Rhode Island ('87)/a bunch of male relatives
 
- a friend's homemade kim-bap, ChCh, New Zealand 2002/ Edmund Stoiber
- chapch'ae at "Mum's 24", ChCh, New Zealand 2002/ Jörg Haider
- my host mum's pak-soy with chillies and garlic (hot hot hot), ChCh, New Zealand 2002/ my chemistry teacher in highschool who had a certain fondness for teenage boys and wouldn't stop harassing them... disgusting
- any "Germknödel" and "Kaiserschmarrn" devoured in a Tyrolean ski hut between 1983 and 2004/ our neighbour
- a friend's mum's Vietnamese noodle salad (topped with lots of chilli sauce), 1994-2004/ Josef Mengele
 
Braised lamb in red wine sauce with bamboo shoots, Susies birthday 2004/Phil Collins
First ever MASSIVE roast dinner, in Susies approx 1997/Fred West
2 pieces of smoked and peppered mackrel at 3am after forgetting to eat all day 1997/Timothy Dalton
Bacon, Sausage and Mushroom Barm after Roy Harper, approx 1999/Saddam
My first ever 'Once', Yorkshire approx 1998/Darth Vader
 
rib roasting cave party @ youthmovement camp 1992/mark dutroux
potatoes with garlic sauce and paprika soup @ finland 2000/the cameroon government
food like olive icecream, cheese brulée, pumpkin soup, cucumber carapaccio @ one star restaurants during working experience 2004/the daltons
liz's spaghetti @ nighttime occasions 2003/tom cruise
mike's alummettes fries with self made mayo & all his other stuff 2000-2004/vlaams blok nazis
 
the chinese i had last night/torquemada.

the time i ordered a mixed grill and got a hunger monster massive grill by mistake(i ate about 7 pound of various meat products)at a pub in somerset 3 years ago/linda barker.

the 3 consecutive roast lamb dinners i ate at my mum in laws at easter about 4 years ago/emperor nero.

the gammon steak i cooked myself and subsequently threw back up only to be consumed by my dog/pol pot.

the chicken soup i had after i had gastric flu and hadnt digested anything for a week/norman tebbit.
 
filips rice+curry in gent, 2004/ariel sharon
the steak and chips in that man place in cyprus, 2003/dan swano
the posh restaurant in istanbul, 2003/my maths teacher from 1997-1998
the couscous my mum does, 1981-2004/pol pot
deer+cherries in germany, 1996/saddam
 
Indian food at this awesome restaurant in Toronto, 2002/my co-op teacher from my student teaching internship-fuckin' prick
Tacos, refried beans and rice at an awesome Mexican restaurant in Chicago, 2002/Osama Bin Laden
My mom's chicken tenders, 1995-present/Sam Walton (founder of Wal-Mart)
The time my friend Frank treated a bunch of us to Italian food as Christmas presents, January 2003/Tom McGroarty, former mayor of Wilkes-Barre,PA
Italian food at Carmine's in New York City, March 2003/Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder General