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Apr 3, 2005
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Something I'm going to do to show my love for this number....

I am going to make another Ultimate Metal account and wait untill I get to 69 posts and then never go on it again.

I am going to start up another Myspace and wait untill I have 69 "friends" and then never accept any more.

I am going to make my own "69 club" and issue 69 shirts to everybody.(by the way if your interested..PM me)

When I get older and successful in life I am going to open up my own "69 store" and only sell things for the price of 69 dollars(cept for the 69 shirts..trhose will be for free).

I am going to legally change my first name to Sixty and my last name to Nine.

When I turn the age 69 I will throw a huge "69 party" and all the people in the club will be able to come.

In the year 2069 I will throw an even bigger party.

On a big building I will turn on certain room lights so that the people driving by will see "69" in the windows.

I will perform the 69 69 times sexually in my lifetime.

I will tell you why they call it 69. Because it shows like two nines and one is upside down so that they can each reach eachothers happy places.

I will stop doing this 69 business,
 
Forgot '69 Camaro, or even the Boss '69 Mustang. How about getting into a
'69 Camaro and have a 69 year old person drive and get into a 69 with your
69th bed partner going 69 MPH. When you are done with that, go to
69th street and get into another 69 with a girl that is 6 years and 9 months older than you. This has 69 words.
 
metal_thrashing_kansan said:
Forgot '69 Camaro, or even the Boss '69 Mustang. How about getting into a
'69 Camaro and have a 69 year old person drive and get into a 69 with your
69th bed partner going 69 MPH. When you are done with that, go to
69th street and get into another 69 with a girl that is 6 years and 9 months older than you. This has 69 words.

Hey man I never said I didn't forget anything, but thanks for that. Very creative my friend.
 
Only one critique, MT442... why limit the number of times you 69 to 69? Takes a little spice out of the ol' love life without it, IMHO...
 
dailyvault said:
Only one critique, MT442... why limit the number of times you 69 to 69? Takes a little spice out of the ol' love life without it, IMHO...

True. I don't know what I would do without DV. No I probably wont count, but I'm pretty sure 69 will be plenty enough.
 
dailyvault said:
Nuts... Darby's Dad beat me to the Monty Python "Sit On My Face" reference.
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I used to hear it on Dr Demento and way back in the day I think Jeff Gonzer used to play it on his morning show on KMET I think.

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"