$7000 speaker cables

[arv_foh]

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read the reviews

 

[Jind]

The thing is - it's funny, but there are plenty of "audiophiles" out there willing to spend that type of cash on speaker cables - take for example Platinum Eclipse Biwire Speaker Cable 3.0 Meter - it's a 3 meter speaker cable that costs almost $20,000 dollars - that's right, there are 4 zeros in that number. Nice that they include "Free Ground Shipping" however - that will save me a few bucks - for that price they should fly out and install it for me..

Crazy crazy world of "audiophiles".

 

[Mattayus]

Also, I can fly now because of this cable.

ROFL

 

[El_Gato]

¿ʇɐɥʍ 'ʇıɐʍ


Things like these make me want to slap somebody's face, most probably the buyer of those cables.

 

[RevoltStudios]

I"m more disturbed by the suggested purchases...

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[AllanD]

Bought.

 

[Wolfeman]

The audiophile power cables make even less sense.

 

[brianhood]

I definitely understand why these cables exist. There are suckers everywhere, so why not cash in on their own stupidity? I'm just pissed i'm not the one profiting off these things.

 

[Jind]

The audiophile power cables make even less sense.

Like this one: LIMITED EDITION 2™ AC POWER CORD, 15 FT. - 4.57 METER

And better yet - this time there is no generous offer for "Free Ground Shipping". :Smug:

It's a very significant step in achieving the full potential of even the very best audio or Home Theater System.

 

[Wolfeman]

I don't think they realize they are still plugging in to a wall socket.

 

[Rhys Llewellyn]

I'm sure a few of you may be fans of the TV show MythBusters...

Adam Savage has longed to test this one out. It would've been a great show but Discovery Channel didn't like it because it could potentially harm sponsors, so it never got made!

The same with tooth whitening kits.

I want to buy that rock on The Simpsons that stops tigers walking on your lawn though, it looks like it works.

 

[nosgulstic]

at least it ships free

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

OMFG

*I have only a little time...
November 15, 2010 By Whisper
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Marcus, I just nearly died and shat myself at the same time.

 

[Shaun Werle]

Guys, FREE SHIPPING!

I'm sold.

 

[ahjteam]

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look mom, no connectors!

 

[AHChris]

An then there´s ODIN http://www.nordost.com/Odin-Supreme-Reference-Speaker-Cable-P33.asp

1 meter --> 23.000 dollars

 

[J the TyranT]

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Ha. What the FUCK man? Seriously? 10k for fucking cables? Retarded

 

[NSGUITAR]

"After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a cable.

Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.

The $800 Apple iCable is clearly superior."