LOL, that was pretty funny. The most humorous part, I've probably forgotten more about metal than many people know...
I get tired of only the bigger level more known bands hitting KC is all, and not getting stuff that hits for example Minnesota and Chicago, or Austin, but not St. Louis or KC. I can't make that many mid-week trips and 8 hour round trips for two hours of music, but I can make time for festivals or in this case a floating cruise.
However, I doubt Jack and Squat, or even Diddly Squat are making an appearance. However we get Trivium, Killswitch Engage, Stained, Hatebreed, etc all the time, but Kameot, Stratovarious, Primarl Fear, yeah, not so much.
I know you got to feel that living in KC Dolemite.