8am in the morning and my breath smells like a cattle train

[Kem]

I blame beer

 

[Manbient]

ahhhhh i fucking HATE morning after drinking breath... ESPECIALLY if you have puked all night...

 

[in2thenight]

ewwww!

 

[Kem]

That's why I came prepared!

*Flashes Super Toothbrush*

 

[ricochet]

This is fun?

 

[in2thenight]

wow so its morning where u r? its 12:30 here...

 

[Kem]

I would be in Australia

 

[in2thenight]

i knew it! the location saying 'brisbane' was my first clue!!!

 

[Kem]

Hahaha good work Watson

 

[Kushantaiidan]

heh.. I have shocking breath, so I clean my teeth 3 to 4 times a day. And I mutilate my teeth, brush till bleed, or the job ain't done properly. That's what I say anyway.

 

[transfixed]

When i wake up I'm going to have shitty breath too

 

[Don Corleone]

same here. about 9-10 70cl cans of beer last night.

 

[Cows on million man march]

thats funny...
i only remember to brush my teeth on school days and occations....so dont get too close...especially now taht it is summer...

 

[Lordenlil]

Drink home made overdeveloped wine mixed with wildberry juice!
You'll wake up all fresh! No chewing gum can replace that!

 

[Legolas]

I ate some salad and I think it's f-ing with my stomach...it was one of those readymade salads but it said "sell by May 15th"...and I ate it today...the lettuce was still green...I think it smelled funny though...hm...

How do you know when a salad's gone bad?

 

[Lordenlil]

Now u know!

 

[blakmetalemp]

Drink another beer to wash out your mouth, repeat 11 more times and your set to go!

 

[Cows on million man march]

i suggest legolas...that u trust the expiry dates on the boxes...it usually helps...i fell for that expired thing alot, especially with chocolate milk, the thing is, i realized there was something very wrong, but i decided to finish it! ay...im sick!