I feel like a fucking sucker

[xfer]

I usually go to sleep at 2-3am and come in at around 9:30. My boss gets in at 8am, and my co-workers get in at 10:00am.

Last night, I went to bed at 10:30 and came in at 7:50 this morning. It's fucking almost 9 and my boss hasn't shown up yet, so I might as well have come in an hour later for all he knows.

Blegh.

 

[lizard]

 

[The Dope]

Why did I read the title of this thread correctly the first time, view it, and then go back to the main page and see it as "I feel like a fucking spider" and think it was a parody thread of the former?