coming back to work today was like stepping on a fucking landmine

[minxnim]

First, one of our long time board members has died and everyone is having a conniption about that. I come in the door and someone has cleaned off my entire desk and restacked all my files so I can’t find anything. IT apparently upgraded my computer and didn’t tell me the new password so I waited 35 minutes for that…. and my phone was unplugged and the cord broken (wtf happened here?) so I couldn’t check my messages, which is why I even came in early… until now, and I have over 100 voicemails and I am like, forget this shit…

then, I find out that these consultants that came to our department about 6 months ago and interviewed us about our jobs are now giving us their report today at 10:30 (which gives me no time to grill anyone about it) to read. And from what I’ve heard it’s totally brutal on my boss and that someone was quoted in the report as saying I was ‘too smart to work here. So bored it’s embarrassing’. I can’t even believe they use anonymous word for word quotes but seriously I am just like waiting for the shit to hit the fan. Being a waitress is looking better everyday.



So I am like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and yes. PINK.

 

[lizard]

!!!!!!!!!

today hasn't sucked too bad yet except for being ordered to put orange tape on all the pillars in the hopes that the one-eyed woman doesn't walk into one (again) and stun herself.

 

[minxnim]

whoa.

oh and i forgot my metrocard. and i tripped on the sidewalk.
=[

 

[xfer]

if you were a kitty i would sing to you and call you stinxnim.

 

[minxnim]

i called freddy stinxbun this morning

p.s. alex look at the painting in my LJ that i got!

 

[xfer]

oh shit now that i'm at work i CAN!

 

[xfer]

holy shit

amazing. that's a great painting!

last night i went over Aysha's and she was still in the shower, so i played with her kitty for a while, and she came out and was like "i could hear you singing kitty songs for at least twenty minutes"

 

[goatschool]

whoa oh oh

 

[minxnim]

wow you are turning into a deranged cat man.

 

[deadair]

manda, keep the job until at least friday (when the book should get there), then set the place on fire.

 

[xfer]

kitty songs do not a deranged cat man make.

 

[avi]

I have zero 'real' work to do today, but tons of stuff I want to get done. but at least I can be happy to say I don't work with a cyclops.

 

[minxnim]

i can't listen to all these fucking whiny voicemail messages. seriously. i have clients crying into the fucking phone about their bankruptcy petitions. it's like HI STOP USING YOUR CREDIT CARDS DIPSHITS.

 

[xfer]

ulizzes

 

[goatschool]

can i vent about my work-related bullshitty here, or

 

[minxnim]

plz do

 

[minxnim]

here's part of the evaluatory report i recieved:
"One day per week intake is not enough for death planning, Senior Management has stated. They would like the legal expert to conduct evening, weekend access intakes".

so i mean they want me to work on the night and the weekends. but i mean, no raise or anything.
MARK FILE: BULLSHIT

 

[deadair]

well, i hate about 90% or my co-workers.

 

[minxnim]

i mean. not that i will work weekends/nights or that they'll even ask me. just some other manager suggested it. and they noted it. so funny.

 

[deadair]

that IS bullshit