so i got to work like almost an hour early today

[Baliset]

because i woke up at like 5:30 and couldn't get back to sleep and felt like the industrious thing to do was get to work early. and i got to drive in my rental chevy impala!

 

[lizard]

I love driving cars that aren't mine! plus, does this mean you get to leave work an hour earlier?

 

[Baliset]

no most likely not. getting in an hour early means goofing off for an hour.

 

[minxnim]

ground control to major tom your circuits dead there's something wrong can you hear me major tom..... ?

 

[lizard]

upper management is thinking, "that greg massi is a very industrious young man!"

 

[Baliset]

upper management just got into the office five minutes ago.

 

[Josh Seipp]

dude wtf this makes me want to inflict bolily harm on you I feel like I've been robbed of precious sleep time.

 

[xfer]

aren't you glad you didn't stay in boston and rely on a drunken pilot to take you back in time to pick up that lovely rental car?

(smoke in the car, greg)

 

[Baliset]

i am glad because if i stayed in boston i would've had to to get up way earlier than i did the day i got my rental.

 

[Josh Seipp]

I'm just kidding

 

[avi]

see, I just started my new, later schedule so I don't have to be at work until 7. but of course, my dogs don't understand yet and got me up at 4:10 exactly like I normally would on my old schedule. bastards.

 

[Baliset]

josh: i am sorry you feel so shitty. you should go home sick.

 

[xfer]

josh = the new strugglingstandup