A call for finnish language help

[pifos_2]

hey...

we got that live review but I don't understand a thing....
I know it is a bit long, but If somebody could translate it would be nice.
If it is negative, translate anyway, even it is hard to read for me

Kuuden jalan syvyydessä vietetyn hetken jälkeen otti belgialainen Forced Evolution vuorostaan pienen estradin haltuunsa. Joten ei muuta kuin monoihin vipinää ja äkkiä alueen toiselle puolelle, sillä progehtavaa ja melodista death metallia työstävä yhtye vaikutti etukäteen mielenkiintoiselta tuttavuudelta.

Ensimmäisen biisinsä instrumentaalina kiskaissut retkue soitti timmisti yhteen. Soundit olivat kirkkaat ja terävät, mutta samalla myös riittävän syvät. Taitoa löytyi yllin kyllin, mutta myös näkemystä, jolla tuota taitoa saattoi käyttää tehokkaasti. Toiseen kappaleeseen löytyi jo vokalisti Lionel Bauerkin ja mainio ote parani entisestään, sillä Bauerin kirkas ja korkea ääni yhdistettynä herran brutaaliin ulosantiin toimi kuin se kuuluisa junan vessa. Mallikkaasti rullannut paketti levisikin vasta siinä vaiheessa, kun estradille kuulutettiin vieraileva naissolisti. Nuotin vieressähän on tunnetusti aina tilaa, mutta ei sinne tarvitsisi välttämättä tunkea. Neitosen laulua ei tarvinnut kuunnella pitkään, kun jalat veivät jo aivan kuin itsekseen pois estradin lähettyviltä.

 

[vespiz]

I took some liberties, but here goes:

After a brief moment spent six feet under, Belgian band Forced Evolution took their turn at the small stage. So of we went fast to the other side of the area, since this band that plays (slightly) progressive and melodic death metal seemed like an intersting outfit to check out.

As their first song, the band played an instrumental and they play tight. Sounds were clear and sharp, but at the same time, deep enough. Plenty of skills around, but also vision, with which this talent could be used efficiently. The second song introduced vocalist lionel Bauer and things got even better, since Bauer's clear and high sound combined with his brutal output (sic) worked like a charm ("toimi kuin se kuuluisa junan vessa" translates literally as "works like the famous bathroom at a train" or something..) The only point at which this excellent package fell apart, was when they announced a visiting female vocalist up on the stage. There's always room around the note, but you shouldn't force yourself to go there. I didn't have to listen to her singing for too long, since my legs were already taking me by themselves away from the venue.

 

[pifos_2]

thank you so much I am happy it is so positive

I took some liberties, but here goes:

After a brief moment spent six feet under, Belgian band Forced Evolution took their turn at the small stage. So of we went fast to the other side of the area, since this band that plays (slightly) progressive and melodic death metal seemed like an intersting outfit to check out.

As their first song, the band played an instrumental and they play tight. Sounds were clear and sharp, but at the same time, deep enough. Plenty of skills around, but also vision, with which this talent could be used efficiently. The second song introduced vocalist lionel Bauer and things got even better, since Bauer's clear and high sound combined with his brutal output (sic) worked like a charm ("toimi kuin se kuuluisa junan vessa" translates literally as "works like the famous bathroom at a train" or something..) The only point at which this excellent package fell apart, was when they announced a visiting female vocalist up on the stage. There's always room around the note, but you shouldn't force yourself to go there. I didn't have to listen to her singing for too long, since my legs were already taking me by themselves away from the venue.

 

[Metaltastic]

Wow, fucking awesome dude! I do feel that guest female vocalist are becoming more and more cliche, but they can still work if they're good. But congrats on the great review!

("toimi kuin se kuuluisa junan vessa" translates literally as "works like the famous bathroom at a train" or something..)

Ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaa, I love cultural idioms that don't translate at all

 

[pifos_2]

yep we are feeling more and more than the female vocals is not the way we should take... according to all the feedbacks we got recently.

Its a review from our show at MetalCamp last week.

I would add for all the europeans dudes :

GO TO METAL CAMP NEXT YEAR.

Don't even go to graspop or hellfest, Metal Camp is heaven.