Oh yeah like, what's up with these kids nowadays? They think anything that isn't strictly missionary is "kinky." Like this bint, her "kinky fetish" is to be licked everywhere? Man, I used to do that to my born again christian broad when I was 19, and she was stuck up!
One whore I dated last year (err, year before I guess), she said I was "a freak" because I liked to stand up while I boffed the fuzzy box. No bitch, hanging upside like Michael Keaton-era Batman while getting blown by a dog is freaky, standing up for a plowing session is not.
wtf.