A Frank Zappa thread for 1000

[HoserHellspawn]

Brown Shoes Don't Make it:

Gonna smother my daughter in chocolate syrup, and strap her on again (oh baby!)
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup, and strap her on again...
She's my teenage baby and she turns me on,
I'd like to maker her do a NASTY on the White House lawn.
I'm gonna smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
and boogie till the cows come home!

(sung fast to a ragtime-esque tune)

 

[Jo]

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow!

"He took a dog doo-do snow cone"...hehehe