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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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Salubri007: You'll be only the 2nd Jewish PC in CORPSE history.
Salubri007: After my TORG one-shot PC "Moses Hammerstein"
ozmagreed: i dont remember that
Salubri007: "Let my people go, asshole!"
ozmagreed: no way
Salubri007: He was the "Tough Hero" template from the Nile Empire.
Salubri007: I think you played a Christian lizardman in that session too.
Salubri007: It's the one where Jeff was describing some demon's terrible attack and I interrupted him with the Soliloquy card.
Salubri007: And I make a totally nonsensical speech about my harsh Jewish upbringing.
Salubri007: And the demon just had to sit and listen to me.
Salubri007: Listen about how my father beat me until I got CON 19.
ozmagreed: ahahah
ozmagreed: i remember that
Salubri007: And I added something about "You can't take no wooden nickels, but you can sure as hell carve 'em..."
ozmagreed: i remember all that
ozmagreed: it was hilarious
ozmagreed: my lizardman was super-meek, too, eh
Salubri007: He was a Christian.
ozmagreed: yeah but like
ozmagreed: a forcibly converted one, right?
Salubri007: You know, you might be right...
ozmagreed: i think i was playing him like a meek african convert
ozmagreed: he was all like "yesssss jeeessussss"
ozmagreed: the opposite of Moses
Salubri007: Yes, that's right! All I remember about the adventure itself was the the Earth had stopped rotating.
Salubri007: And a band of 9 or 10 total misfits had to save the world.
ozmagreed: i didnt even remember that
Salubri007: Frankly, I don't remember any of the PCs aside from yours and Moses.
ozmagreed: my TORG memories are mostly confined to magically crucifying Marzec upside down to the leg of a demon as it was banished into the Abyss
ozmagreed: and Jeff saying it didn't happen without giving a reason short of "i don't want to alienate Marzec"
 
btw, this is Marzec:



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