A not-so-important announcement from the desk of N. L. Capone

[Captain Beard]

I've decided to have Arch Enemy's "Burning Bridges" played at my funeral, just to make the tears flow. I like desolate stuff when someone hits the deck. Comment/Questions?

 

[Will Bozarth]

thats a cool choice... at my funeral, i want to have "No More Will" played... my last sick joke... seeing that my name is Will... and i just died

 

[Captain Beard]

I like it.

 

[stormy]

sounds like a good idea... i still havent decided on what song i want played at mine.....

 

[Tee]

"Forever", but I don't believe that the ones left behind will remember what I ordered.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

No lordy, i wrote down your request,
and i'll make sure this song will be played at your funeral.
just tell me the date.
no you dont have to thank me, its ok
what friends are for?

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

DSM, you sick fucker.

I wish there was a song called "No More Reuben" or something like that...I'll just stick with a medley of shit about death. A Question Of Heaven, In My Darkest Hour, Forever, Beyond the Realms of Death, Epitaph (Sanctuary), Cemetery Gates, and ending with Fade To Black. If the soundtrack to my death can cause people to flee my funeral, then I will be happy in death.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Will Bozarth]

when Pee-Wee dies, i want to have a Reuben Sandwich

 

[a guy...]

 

[Captain Beard]

Thanks much, DL. I'll die probably about 50 years from now.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

*checks her Calender*
hmm.. make it around April, and you got yourelf a deal

 

[Captain Beard]

How does April 8th sound?

 

[azal]

that's my birthday....

but my full blown aids will have kicked in by then anyway.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I don't eat Reuben sandwiches...I hate pastrami. But at restaurants, my dad would squish me against the wall of the booth and say "I'm ordering a Reuben sandwich!"

Wow, was that not the most pointless non sequiter in history?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

no no Lordy, must you make everything so complicated?
April 8th is not good... i have a bingo-date to go to,
make it 9th then, its only one day, no harm done.

 

[Captain Beard]

9th? hmm. I think that's a Thursday, ok, sure.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ok, but dont stood me up eh ???

 

[Chromatose]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!