a raunchy sexual encounter

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Karmic]

that was cruel and uncalled for

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

goddammitwhatthefuckiswrongwithfortunecitybleeeeeeeeearghy!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

bump for satan

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

bump for satan

It only took 9 months to remember the thread. It couldve been lost forever.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hey man, nine months is what it takes for some offspring from this thread to be created.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Hey man, nine months is what it takes for some offspring from this thread to be created.

HAHA that was a random thought. Also I dont know of one animal that takes nine months. Besides people that is. Arent elephants like 2years?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and this time it only took 10 months

 

[Kvlt Wench]

The length of pregnancy depends on the size of the animal, so we must be talking about something human-sized

 

[lizard]

so...like do really fat women have longer pregnancies?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No, because the baby is the same size.

 

[lizard]

all I know is, the fat woman on the other side of the screen from my wife in the labor room kept bitching at the nurses because she couldn't have a smoke in between her contractions

she must have been an experienced pro.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What a fatty.

 

[lizard]

fatty: (in a smoke ravaged voice) Why can't I have a smoke....
nurse: this is a no smoking area
fatty: just wheel me over to that window.
nurse: I'm sorry, our policy forbids it.
husband: (looking at the fetal monitor) honey, it looks like a contraction is coming.
fatty: I want a smo~grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrggggg!

 

[lizard]

the wierd thing is, you can see on the monitor when a contraction is beginning BEFORE the woman feels it...and when that spike happens like this:

you can be sure she's gonna give you a nice raking with the fingernails.

share the pain.

 

[Malergion]

This beats them all.
It's so naughty and disturbing, and yet...
so, so artistic.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Pan is a sexy satyr

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*claps* this wins the thread

 

[drewski]

That's the sex scene from the movie "March of the Penguins" right?