A ridiculous Bloodbath review

[The Grand Design]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1065/page/bloodbath.html

This was so shockingly ridiculous. Haha. This guy thinks Swano moved from drums to bass for NMF! Haha, doesn't this idiot know that Swano is a guitar legend?

 

[RutgeR]

Oo...kay?? What was that all about? It is clear he was not entertained by NMF - too bad for him I'd say.

 

[affinityband]

i never really enjoyed that album. But he was a bit of a dick.

 

[Tumn]

Best death metal album ever made.

 

[Hevimees]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1065/page/bloodbath.html

This was so shockingly ridiculous. Haha. This guy thinks Swano moved from drums to bass for NMF! Haha, doesn't this idiot know that Swano is a guitar legend?

Swanö played drums on RTC, and he played bass and guitar on NMF...

 

[deadheadWester]

...that kicked Dan Swanö off the drums and over to bass where he belongs.."
HAHAHA Im fucking dying over here!
so that's were a fucking guitar legend belongs!
seriosly, someone should relieve this journalist of life!

 

[Ergol The Ineffable]

Swanö played drums on RTC, and he played bass and guitar on NMF...

Umm, they all did... each made their own song and played both guitar and bass when recording it, live however Swanö played guitar, renkse is the bassist.

 

[hibernal_dream]

good review, has some important stuff there about the youth listening to this stuff

 

[derbeder]

horrible review

 

[The Poona of Peshwa]

I'm a huge ruthlessreviews fan, I think that anyone who takes metal too seriously would benefit from mr mike von hobart's reviews. Many people are probably familiar with his 10 most rediculous black metal pictures articles.

 

[Jinn]

Mike is a fucking dick when it comes to reviews. The only thing his literary skills are good for is for making fun of pictures.

 

[Baletempest]

For the love of god don't just bash him left right and center over it, thats exactly what he wants. Morons like this thrive on this sort of childish attention so he can just come along and say "you are all stunning examples of the point I made" and have his acolytes agree with him.

What adults seriously listen to Black/Death Metal? Well there are rather a lot of us in London, considering the average age at gigs is well over 18...

 

[Jinn]

how in the hell does he stay on the staff there...

for chrissake...

 

[webster]

he sounds like a twat nmf is fuckin brutal as fuck

 

[Baletempest]

good review, has some important stuff there about the youth listening to this stuff

So basically you're agreeing with his statements to the effects of "only maladjusted kiddies would listen to this on a regular basis" yet here you are posting on a discussion board dedicated to this vehical of immaturity... Either you just want to appear to be more intelligent and mature than the rest of us (which is all of hypocritical, ironic and un-nessecary) or you felt like trolling through boards of bands you don't like (or consider over-rated) just to make such comments...

Forgive me if I don't take you seriously ever