A sad sad choice I must make......

Well, I'm just a sociable drinker... if I end up shitfaced, shit happens, but I rarely go on a bender.
I smoke. I quit for a year and a half and took it up again... Current brand of choice: Lucky Strikes. I'm a cheap bastard so I order them online instead of paying an arm, a leg, and my left testicle for them in the stores.
As for the green stuff...
...Let's just say this:

There is a 2 foot tall contraption that has four hoses coming out of the top that resides in our practice room. We named it "Marduk, Slayer of Tiamet."
 
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