A Sport That Doesn't Suck Too Much

[Baliset]

yeah i remember timo tolkki once mentioned that some big finland pastime in the winter is drinking alot of jaegermeister and rolling down hills naked.

 

[azal]

fins have way more queer bands though.

It's like

HIM, Nightwish, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica vs Hamerfall

Finland destroys Sweden in metal/rock gayness.

 

[avi]

well yeah, the Finns have the weakest goth-crossover acts ever, but they can fucking DRINK

pretty much all of swedish friends are scared of finland.

 

[azal]

I wonder if Ville Valo can booze it up hardcore.

 

[mindspell]

The only people I know that are able to compete with Finns in the boozing department have been Romanians...

I have a Romanian collegue and the other day at the prolongued happy hour we drank quite a bit, him probably more than any of us and at the end of the evening while we were all crawling under tables he was fesh as a rose and ready to party... never seen such consumption with so little effects... And this is just an example

 

[avi]

azal, I bet Ville Valo could probably drink your mom's weight in beer

 

[azal]

christ.

a new found respect for that homo.


ps: I'm drunk at work again, it's so dope.

 

[avi]

HIM > The Rasmus

that is all.

 

[NAD]

Norway = most metal. I mean, they used to kill each other they were so metal!

The thought of a Spaceballs sequel is giving me butterflies!

What was the topic again? Oh yeah, sports. American football rules, but if I had a wife I would like this wife carrying sport better.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Norway likes to burn churches, and that's way (black)metal.

Fucking Varg Vikerness.


also, I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of college vacuum sport . (The word "Suck" in the title led my imagination to many places, but vacuums was the one that I ended up on.)

 

[0sm0se]

I'm Norweigan, therefore, more metal than the rest. Finland is barely even Scandinavian, they actually associate with Laplanders, those heathens. AND FUCK SWEDES! Bastards oppressed my people and claimed credit for all the cool things Norweigans invented, like the log cabin.

 

[gekko]

The fact that you are currently playing Maroon 5 immediatly disqualifies you from being more metal. Sorry.

 

[0sm0se]

Okay, Mr. Ben Folds.

 

[gekko]

While not claiming that he is particularly metal he does have a song called "satan is my master" so still more metal than Maroon 5.

 

[0sm0se]

While I may play Maroon 5 on occasion, I am currently playing football on a broken leg, I'd say that's pretty metal, while you complain about blisters on your hands from stroking too much. FAG!

 

[gekko]

Ok Allen, whatever you say

 

[0sm0se]

I'MxTHExFUCKINGxANSWER!

 

[The Dope]

You were playing Maroon 5? Man I'm glad I wasn't in here. At least Ben Folds has some sort of alternative credibility. Maroon 5 is a glorified boy band.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

I am currently playing football on a broken leg, I'd say that's pretty metal, while you complain about blisters on your hands from stroking too much. FAG!

not as much metal as it is STOOPID!

 

[0sm0se]

Hey, it can't get any worse and you only get 4 years to play college football and then its over. I'm gonna take my chance while I got it.