A tale to bring tears to the eyes

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

<chromo> so there i was
<chromo> having myself a grand ol' piss
<chromo> and then i feel some farts building up
<chromo> so i'm like
<chromo> sweet
<chromo> even more relief
<chromo> so i go to release
<chromo> the gas
<chromo> and then
<chromo> OH WHATS THAT
<chromo> THATS NOT A FART COMING OUT
<Wolftribe> hahahahahahaha
<chromo> so i quickly pull down my pants to turn and shit
<chromo> and speed my ass down to the toilet seat
<chromo> and
<chromo> OH DAMMIT I WAS PISSING
<chromo> NO TOILET SEAT
<chromo> and right before my ass hits the toilet water i mange to topple to the side and ram into the counter
<chromo> and in pain i grap i seat and throw it down
<chromo> and prop my self back up
<chromo> and all was good

 

[Chromatose]

how tragic

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

how tragic

YeAH Ive had this happen, it sucks. One time I was working the grill at my old job and had the shits . well I didnt make it to the bathroom the last time . That day at work sucked.

 

[Chromatose]

i'm so poopy my bowels are wacked out

 

[Super Mahrio]

that sucks

 

[neal]

hahah2hwhrh2h3hahahhaaa!!!!

 

[Anvil]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... holy shit... i must peed a little on that one

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahah2hwhrh2h3hahahhaaa!!!!

my thoughts exacly, combined with: OMFG!!!1!!!

 

[neal]

<3

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hah. The drawbacks to standing up when you pee.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha, people should learn to keep the seat down

 

[NinjaKitten]

hahahaha Chrom you poor soul, glad everything worked out ok though.

 

[Karmic]

so it is true that you have a novelty sized HUGE toilet?

 

[Chromatose]

only the finest for my novelty sized butt

 

[Karmic]

does it produce novelty sized feces?

 

[Anvil]

ha.

 

[Chromatose]

filled with novelty sized corn

 

[Danny_Glover]

eating half a watermelon will clear that kind of problem right up

 

[neal]

hahaha

 

[Anvil]

whoa...