about arguing
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Dhatura
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Presents. Before every birthday, Christmas or whatever I'll say, 'What do you want?' And Margret will say, 'Surprise me.' And I'll reply, 'Noooooo, just tell me what you want. If I guess it'll be the wrong thing, it's always the wrong thing.' And then she'll come out with that, 'No, it won't. It'll be what you chose, and a surprise, that's what's important,' nonsense. And I'll say, 'Sweetest, you say that now, but come Christmas morning it'll be, "What the hell were you thinking?" again, won't it?' And she replies, 'No. It. Won't.' And I say, 'Yes, it will.' And she says, 'Don't patronise me.' And the neighbours freeze in their seats for a moment next door, before jumping up and removing anything they have on the shelves on the adjoining wall. And, in the end, Margret gets her way. And I hunt around in utter desperation for two months for something before finally finding the one item that will work at 7.30pm on Christmas Eve for a cost of twenty-three-and-a-half thousands pounds. And on Christmas morning it's, 'What the hell were you thinking?' But anyway.
Hahahaha... fuck
Hahahaha... fuck
Dhatura
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I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.
That'd pretty much annoy me, too, once I ate Kit-Kat without snapping the bars and I felt weird. No one ever should do that.
That'd pretty much annoy me, too, once I ate Kit-Kat without snapping the bars and I felt weird. No one ever should do that.
Dhatura
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Dora, this is pretty pretty good, I gotta go now so I don't have time to read it all, but it's really interesting, and I like the fact that it's written by an Englishman. :d
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