addictive website
- Thread starter minxnim
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sample: I`m 39 yo and for the last 17 years I have sex with my sister.
We are both married(not to eachother) but we meet 1-2 some times 3 times a week and do it.
We are both married(not to eachother) but we meet 1-2 some times 3 times a week and do it.
another: I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose.
amazingest: when i was little i let my best (male) friend touch my balls in exchange for a swiss army knife.
Baliset
guitar deity
wtg: I lied about being a lesbian, and now I am dating a girl. I am just using her to experiment and I am going to break up with her after we sleep together.
Baliset
guitar deity
or: I tell people I know computer languages and I rule at computers, truth is, I barely know HTML
Baliset
guitar deity
preppy: agreed
i think some of these people i would actually give a hug because i feel bad for them. others i might feel a bit more *ick*
i think some of these people i would actually give a hug because i feel bad for them. others i might feel a bit more *ick*
I am 32 with no friends. My mobile phone never rings and I am still a virgin. People think I am gay because my face looks like porrige. My right hand also has lots of blisters
** what about this guy greg?
** what about this guy greg?
FuSoYa
Lunarian
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In sixth grade, I instigated a fight. Two guys held the kid's arms, my buddy punched his stomach a few times. All I did was knock the kid's Baby Ruth out of his hand, and remember him sadly saying "aw my Baby Ruth". I felt bad. Sorry kid."
In sixth grade, I instigated a fight. Two guys held the kid's arms, my buddy punched his stomach a few times. All I did was knock the kid's Baby Ruth out of his hand, and remember him sadly saying "aw my Baby Ruth". I felt bad. Sorry kid."
FuSoYa
Lunarian
"One of my co-workers bid on a bicycle fork on ebay and he really wanted it. I created a fake user ID named "Farmer Dave" and outbid him on the item at the last moment. I didn't even want the item. Its in a cardboard box underneath my desk. "
Baliset
guitar deity
maybe just a pat on the back for him. how does one's face look like poorige i wonder and how does it correlate with people thinking he is gay?the_preppy said:
i mean being a 32 year old virgin is bad enough but to have no friends makes me very sad for him.
the blisters are bad!
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I'm a 79 year old grandmother of two, I regularly sit near to people on the bus who I find attractive and purr at them.
This does include females. "
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I'm a 79 year old grandmother of two, I regularly sit near to people on the bus who I find attractive and purr at them.
This does include females. "
Baliset
guitar deity
well a hug doesn't mean you touch the blisters prep. you can get your arms around the perimeter of his shoulders.
i mean even the deformed need hugs.
i mean even the deformed need hugs.
I was sleeping in my in-laws house with my wife one night, I woke up in the night in pitch black ans opened thier wardrobe door and pissed all over thier clothes, I said nothing....
TheNewChupe
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Sometimes I try on my roomate's weezer shirts (its his favorite band)when no one is around and wear only the shirt around the apartment. He has no idea that I do it.
TheNewChupe
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I once shagged a girl with a lazy eye, we were both drunk and she showed me her chest, i made her bark like a dog, i told her that i would shag her so hard that i would give her another lazy eye, i dont think it went well with her, too bad she didnt look that bad, except for the whole lazy eye thing;-P
