addictive website

[xfer]

whoa that "cowboy up" one must have been posted by me during some sort of fever-dream!

 

[minxnim]

I had my 13 year-old dog put to sleep because it was really starting to bug me but I convinced my wife and the vet that it was sick.

 

[minxnim]

i had a baby that was deformed and i knew i couldnt take care of him. so i left him in a shoe store on purpose. that was 15 yrs ago and i still havent bothered to track ihm down.

 

[xfer]

jesus.

 

[azal]

a couple of years ago i made this parody site that makes fun of the women who have miscarriages and abortions and then make creepy, sugar-sweet geocities memorials full of animated angel gifs for them. once in a while i get a tearful email from some woman who didn't get the joke and wants to share the sorrow of her 14 consecutive miscarriages/stillbirths and how she's praying for both of us. i always paste it directly to my irc channel.

i am female

 

[minxnim]

AMAZING



x

 

[azal]

people online think i speak german, but i really use a computer traslator.



<3 this site.

 

[xfer]

given the quality of babelfish, i imagine real germans might believe he speaks german, but also is probably retarded.

 

[xfer]

I was glad when the mother in stepmom died of cancer but I was watching it with my girlfriend and had to pretend I was sad. Then I thought about Julie Roberts when I banged her that night.

 

[lizard]

babelfish is wretched.

you end up with something like John Cleese in the python hungarian phrasebook sketch:

"my hovercraft is full of eels!"

"my nipples explode with delight!"

 

[azal]

the suck about this website is that it's making me laugh and people at work stare.



Also when something is funny and I try to hold in the laughter, I get crazy eyes.

 

[minxnim]

sew Prada labels into Price Club/Costco cashmere sweaters.

 

[minxnim]

I once pee'd on my girlfriends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice.

 

[lizard]

we could make money filming that and selling it in japan