Advice to Mitt Romney after viewing his gubernatorial ads

[xfer]

1. When you are 'working' with the 'common people' and dressing all blue-collar and shit, realise that most of us do not iron creases into our jeans.

2. When checking the dipstick, the proper procedure is "pull, wipe, reinsert, pull, look,", not "pull, wipe, look".

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
2. When checking the dipstick, the proper procedure is "pull, wipe, reinsert, pull, look,", not "pull, wipe, look".

i now want to see said add

 

[xfer]

For some reason Mitt's official site doesn't have that ad up (that I can see). But here are some slideshows so you can see how awkward he looks doing "manual labor"!

http://www.romney2002.com/workdays/

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

mit romney is a bitter, bitter tool

 

[xfer]

He just wants to bring polygamy to Massachusetts.

What I think Shannon O'Brien should do in the last debate is ask Mitt if he wears that magic Mormon underwear. Whatever his answer, he will be totally fucked.

"Er...yes!"
ROMNEY ADMITS TO WEARING MAGIC UNION SUIT

"Er...no!"
ROMNEY BAD MORMON, DOES NOT FOLLOW OWN RELIGION
ALSO DOES NOT THINK BLACK PEOPLE ARE BURNT ANGELS

 

[chupe666]

Here, the older woman is telling him how she badly needs an enema and "servicing". Nurse Romney to the rescue!

 

[The Dope]

I think it's a lost cause.

 

[The Dope]

A smashed finger waiting to happen...

 

[xfer]

hah...look how they had a professional nail in the nails halfway, so Mitt couldn't fuck them up TOO TOO badly...i bet he did anyhow.