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[lizard]

The ``100 Greatest Songs of the Past 25 Years,'' as chosen by VH1.

1. Nirvana, ``Smells Like Teen Spirit''
2. Michael Jackson, ``Billie Jean''
3. Guns N' Roses, ``Sweet Child O' Mine''
4. Eminem, ``Lose Yourself''
5. U2, ``One''
6. Run-D.M.C., ``Walk This Way''
7. Prince, ``When Doves Cry''
8. Whitney Houston, ``I Will Always Love You''
9. The Police, ``Every Breath You Take''
10. Madonna, ``Like a Virgin''
11. Van Halen, ``Jump''
12. Alanis Morissette, ``You Oughta Know''
13. TLC, ``Waterfalls''
14. Sinead O'Connor, ``Nothing Compares 2 U''
15. Pink Floyd, ``Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''
16. No Doubt, ``Don't Speak''
17. Def Leppard, ``Photograph''
18. R.E.M., ``Losing My Religion''
19. Public Enemy, ``Fight the Power''
20. AC/DC, ``You Shook Me All Night Long''
21. U2, ``With or Without You''
22. Cyndi Lauper, ``Time After Time''
23. Prince, ``Little Red Corvette''
24. Celine Dion, ``My Heart Will Go On''
25. Rick James, ``Super Freak''
26. Bon Jovi, ``Livin' on a Prayer''
27. Grandmaster Flash, ``The Message''
28. Britney Spears, ``... Baby One More Time''
29. Bruce Springsteen, ``Born in the U.S.A.''
30. Janet Jackson, ``Nasty''
31. Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg, ``Nuthin' but a `G' Thang''
32. Pearl Jam, ``Jeremy''
33. Tina Turner, ``What's Love Got to do With It''
34. Peter Gabriel, ``In Your Eyes''
35. The Sugarhill Gang, ``Rapper's Delight''
36. Joan Jett, ``I Love Rock 'n Roll''
37. Alicia Keys, ``Fallin'''
38. The Clash, ``London Calling''
39. Tom Petty, ``Free Fallin'''
40. Michael Jackson, ``Beat It''
41. Red Hot Chili Peppers, ``Under the Bridge''
42. Blondie, ``Heart of Glass''
43. The Go-Go's, ``Our Lips Are Sealed''
44. Gloria Gaynor, ``I Will Survive''
45. Aerosmith, ``I Don't Want to Miss a Thing''
46. Queen and David Bowie, ``Under Pressure''
47. Shania Twain, ``You're Still the One''
48. Naughty By Nature, ``O.P.P.''
49. Journey, ``Don't Stop Believin'''
50. Lenny Kravitz, ``Are You Gonna Go My Way?''
51. George Michael, ``Faith''
52. The Rolling Stones, ``Start Me Up''
53. Marvin Gaye, ``Sexual Healing''
54. Goo Goo Dolls, ``Iris''
55. Talking Heads, ``Once in a Lifetime''
56. Sheryl Crow, ``All I Wanna Do''
57. Eric Clapton, ``Tears in Heaven''
58. The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy & Mase, ``Mo Money Mo Problems''
59. Meat Loaf ``Paradise By the Dashboard Light''
60. Santana feat. Rob Thomas, ``Smooth''
61. Backstreet Boys, ``I Want It That Way''
62. Pretenders, ``Brass in Pocket''
63. Beck, ``Loser''
64. The Knack, ``My Sharona''
65. Nelly, ``Hot in Herre''
66. Squeeze, ``Tempted''
67. John Cougar Mellencamp, ``Jack and Diane''
68. Chic, ``Good Times''
69. Mary J. Blige, ``Real Love''
70. Culture Club, ``Do You Really Want to Hurt Me''
71. Dave Matthews Band, ``Crash Into Me''
72. John Lennon, ``(Just Like) Starting Over''
73. LL Cool J, ``Mama Said Knock You Out''
74. Hall & Oates, ``I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)''
75. The Ramones, ``I Wanna Be Sedated''
76. Eurythmics, ``Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)''
77. Missy Elliott, ``Work It''
78. Green Day, ``Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)''
79. Destiny's Child, ``Say My Name''
80. Duran Duran, ``Hungry Like the Wolf''
81. OutKast, ``Ms. Jackson''
82. Soft Cell, ``Tainted Love''
83. Band Aid, ``Do They Know It's Christmas''
84. Radiohead, ``Creep''
85. Eminem, ``My Name Is''
86. Tracy Chapman, ``Fast Car''
87. The Who, ``Who Are You''
88. Metallica, ``Enter Sandman''
89. Pat Benatar, ``Hit Me With Your Best Shot''
90. The Police, ``Roxanne''
91. Melissa Etheridge, ``Come to My Window''
92. Salt-N-Pepa, ``Push It''
93. Nine Inch Nails, ``Closer''
94. Cheap Trick, ``Surrender''
95. Oasis, ``Wonderwall''
96. Beastie Boys, ``(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)''
97. Devo, ``Whip It''
98. Hanson, ``MMMBop''
99. Norah Jones, ``Don't Know Why''
100. Madonna, ``Ray of Light''

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

No. Thats just wrong. And sick. And wrong. All its missing is St anger.

 

[Unregistered]

Everyone knows #1 should've been "We built this City (on Rock and Roll)".

 

[lizard]

ugh.
how a band so totally righteous as jefferson airplane could devolve into starship is one of the sad stories of modern music.

 

[Nevermorian]

It's funny that "Loose yourself" is on #4, but "Dream on" isn't even in the list. Apart from that; Was that a vote or what?

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

At least there's no beatles, the most overrated band, ever, in the history of rating bands.

 

[lizard]

I think they tried to avoid that trap by saying "25 years," that way they avoided all the 60s, and early 70s. no hendrix, cream, purple, beatles, or classic stones. I think they've done this list to deliberately stir the pot, I mean seriously. Norah Jones is a babe but get real.

 

[ForbiddenAngel]

That's VH1 for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[El Stormo]

NIrvana on 1? NIRVANA?! This is more than sick. It's revolting.

 

[the rebirth]

HAVE A LOOK, ITS A BIG CONSPIRACY

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WOULD BE MOST INTERESTED IN THAT LIST

20. AC/DC, ``You Shook Me All Night Long'' THIS IS A FIGURE OUT CRAP SONG.

HAVE FUNALL

 

[Will Bozarth]

im surprised Sandman made it so low

 

[Incendiare]

VH1 sure picks 'em.

 

[Captain Beard]

How does Smells Like my Sweaty COCK beat anything from Pink Floyd? What a burn.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Because its MTV.

Sweet child o mine is 3! It's a crime its even on the list. Fuck its just songs that got really popular for about month or so and then everyone got sick of them. Theres only a few execeptions. Mtv fucktards.

 

[Chuut-Riit]

Yeah, fucktards, that's it! But hey, did anyone of you really think that on a Music Television list would be the really good stuff? You can't tell me that..

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

And when Monkey nuns attack!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Because its MTV.

Sweet child o mine is 3! It's a crime its even on the list. Fuck its just songs that got really popular for about month or so and then everyone got sick of them. Theres only a few execeptions. Mtv fucktards."
*cough* VH1, not MTV *cough* Although you are correct.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

The main differences are.....?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

did anyone see the VH1 100 hard rock bands? it was funny

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

I can imagine it not being.

I'm amazed they managed to make a list of 100 though. There must have been some real commercial shit in that lot.

Linkin park number one?