Albums that you'll never see

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Children of Bodom: Lovebreeder featuring John Petrucci

Dream Theater: Remember how we said not to cross the crooked step, well, we lied, this time we're definatly gonna cross it.

Blind Guardian: Wheel of Time is better than Lord of The Rings

King Diamond: Jesus Christ Superstar

Symphony X: We lied when we said Russ wouldnt use death growls on the next album

Neal Morse: A Tribute to Mayhem

Opeth: Lets get together and feel all right mon

 

[arglebargle]

Mayhem - A Tribute to Neal Morse

 

[kazahana]

Yngwie Malmsteen - A Tribute to Jorn Lande
Rhapsody - Symphony of Enchanted Politics and Legislation
Emperor - My best friend is homosexual

Also, an actual album we will unfortunately probably never hear:
Ark - A Radio Kaos

 

[Kenneth R.]

Yngwie Malmsteen - The Slow Ballad Collection.

Ark - Come Back Jorn

Neal Morse - The Death Cover Album

 

[Ayreon Guardian X]

an actual album that will NEVER see the light of day is Guns and Roses - Chinese Democracy...

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Dragonforce: Freedom sucks, There is no victory and take it slow.

Orphaned Land and Star One: Jews in Space

Finntroll: Mexican Tejano Metal

Burzum concept album: Hitler on Ice

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

Hammerfall - To Hell With Leather

i dont know. im bored. i could think of thousands of these if i wanted to.

 

[Androz]

Spiral Architect : Rock in 4/4

... I know, I know, it sucks big time

 

[Ayreon Guardian X]

I know one!!!

Dream Evil - The Book of Country Music!
And...this one is heartless and cruel, but.....

Pantera/DamagePlan - Anything new in 2005!

 

[Kenneth R.]

I know one!!!

Dream Evil - The Book of Country Music!
And...this one is heartless and cruel, but.....

Pantera/DamagePlan - Anything new in 2005!

actually DamagePlan is releasing a new album.

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Queensrych: Operation:mindcrime 3- We love Republicans and Televangelists

Iron Maiden: Dance of CGI eddie dissguised as the COB mascot.

Type o Negative: My girlfriends sisters brothers cousins twice removed uncles fathers mothers girlfriend.

Nile: Egypt sucks

Amon Amarth: Vikings suck

Vintersorg: I hate science and folklore

 

[ChrisFerg]

micheal angelo - you're right, yngwie IS better than me!

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

Bathory- Nordland III
Pantera- I will WAVE THE AMERICAN FLAG
Sonata Arctica- Dragons Fly Free
Dragonforce- UGGGH FUCK, I SUCK AT SLAYING DRAGONS
Stratovarius- Symphonic Metal is gay
Ayreon- Earth Metal
Dream Theater- No Guitar solos

 

[Imaginarium]

Burzum - Oh how I dream to marry that fat african woman over there.

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

Burzum - Oh how I dream to marry that fat african woman over there.

Hahahahhahahaha

How about Burzum- Halluluah Jesus has saved us!

Or Burzum- Aryan Genocide

 

[Beelzebub]

The Bee Gees - Reunited
Burzum - A tribute to the Oak Ridge Boys
Immortal - Grim Bunnies in the Forest

Eh, I know they're lame I'll think of better ones sooner or later.

 

[dargormudshark]

The Oak Ridge Boys- A tribute to Burzum
A new Rainbow album
Cradle of Filth-Satan is a cunt
Children of Bodom-Humbleness is a virtue
Orphaned Land-Jesus, our savior
Theocracy-A tribute to Dissection
Dissection-Satan ain't that great after all
Korn-Night of the living Shred
Emporer-Our drummer gets raped in the ass every night

 

[Kenneth R.]

Judas Priest - Obey the Laws.

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

How about Burzum- Necrofrost Under an Impaled Necroboobsledder of a Curry Eating Fuck called Varg who pretends to be a Nazi because hes a motherfucking mommy-swallowing fag and hates Mike Portnoy, but Mike Portnoy could own him

 

[Kenneth R.]

that was funny until you said Portnoy