Albums that you'll never see

[Metropolis Part 2]

Ok Ok Ok Heres more

Symphony X- Unsymphonic Fusion Jazz Assault
Pain Of Salvation- Pimpin' Ride
Immortal- Official Ice Hockey Benching Team
Neal Morse- I love BUDDHA
Queensryche- The Lady Wore White

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

that was funny until you said Portnoy

why?

heres some more

An evening with John Petrucci and Jordan Rudess AND Alexi Laiho and Shagrath

Joe Satriani: Surfing with the Illegal Alien

Joe Satriani: Strange Beutiful Men

Pagans Mind: (insert psuedo intellectual name here)

Rhapsody: songs about everyday life..............IN THE SYMPHONY OF ENCHANTED LANDS HA HA, FUCK OFF REALIST ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Burzum - Oh how I dream to marry that fat african woman over there.

or how I dream to create a half-breed child with that fat african woman over there.

 

[Kenneth R.]

why?

Joe Satriani: Surfing with the Illegal Alien

Joe Satriani: Strange Beautiful Men

 

[Rose Immortal]

I liked the one that said, "Ayreon--Earth Metal"

Also, an actual album we will unfortunately probably never hear:
Ark - A Radio Kaos

Why not--is there a copyright battle over this? Roger Waters called an album Radio KAOS...

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

The John Myung Monologues

 

[soundgarden]

Ok ok ok, i think I finally get the point of this thread...

"An Evening with Jordan Rudess and Devin Townsend"

lol, can you imagine devin screaming to easy piano music?

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

Ok ok ok, i think I finally get the point of this thread...

"An Evening with Jordan Rudess and Devin Townsend"

lol, can you imagine devin screaming to easy piano music?

That'd be great Hahahahaha. How about

An evening with Rob Halford and Tobias Sammet

 

[arglebargle]

Malmsteen - Slow Jamz

 

[v01c354nd51gn5]

Joe Satriani - Flying in a Wet Dream

Mind Key - Journey of a STOP TOURING AND WAITING FOR MORE REVIEWS OF THE ALBUM AND GET BACK IN THE STUDIO AND WRITE MORE STUFF!, and lets have the singer be on key all the time. music's cool tho.

Space Odyssey, Time Requiem, Majestic - Not For Real & No Castles in the Sky.

Arsis & Necrophagist team up for a Googoo Dolls tribute album!

Alarum - ok, we have a good vocalist now.
edit: his clean vox are cool, but he needs to learn better death vox.

 

[ElPredicador]

Majestic - Slow Ballads
Stockhausen - Pop ballads.

 

[Androz]

Dragonforce - Live & Acoustic
Opeth - A Tribute to Helloween

 

[Rose Immortal]

Blind Guardian: Hey, you can understand this without reading the lyrics book!

(I love Nightfall, but sometimes I cannot make words out of it for the life of me!)

 

[frozen_core]

Nightwish: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm: A Tribute to the CrashTest Dummies

 

[The Stormbringer]

The John Myung Monologues

That one's really good.

 

[Imaginarium]

Dream Theater - We've tried not to show off too much on this one.

 

[kazahana]

Why not--is there a copyright battle over this? Roger Waters called an album Radio KAOS...

It was the supposed title for the new Ark album, that was meant to have been recorded in late 2003 without Jorn I think. But apparently John and Tore had a bit of a disagreement and the album, partially recorded or otherwise, will probably not see the light of day

John Macaluso says here that the third album won't happen. The title was seen on the resumé page on his site here and is the same as what ARK is an acronym for according to the previously cited interview.

Tore is a bit more optimistic on the band's forums. At least we have Conception again .

 

[Lapazeus]

Malmsteen - Screw Bach!
Nightwish - No More Zimmer ripoffs
Symphony X - A Whole Album in 4/4

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Iron Maiden: Fear of Flying

Immortal: Basking in the happy sunlight of California

Cradle of Filth: the habbits of homoerotic british vampires

Judas Priest: British fur coats

Manowar: Linkin Park is not false metal

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

Symphony X: Concerto Suite in E Pentatonic Minor

(for all the guitar players on the forum)