So I start with the better story:
My old drummer had a praty for new years eve in the house of his parents, it was 2005 or 2006, not sure,
pretty big house (400square metres over 3 floors) in a really small village (500 people) so we could be as
loud as we want and so on.
There were like 80 people at one time partying out pretty hard, 100 litres beer from him, 10 litres wodka,
5 litres Jägermeister a few litres wine and everybody brought at least 1 beer, so all in all, we had lots and
lots of alcohol, almost more girls than guys, awesome music and so on.
So after 10 wodka/red bull mixes (50/50, 0,2 litres each) and 3-4 beer I was in a pretty good mood, so we
started listening to some more pop style stuff to get the girls dancing, it worked!
Me and my drummer were dancing with a few girls, after a few minutes (around 23:00) one girl I was dancing
with said "wanna have some fun?" she didn't knew alot people there, only 2 to be exact, but she knew that
I am the best friend of our drummer, so 5 minutes later, after he gave me the key to the guests bed room I
had drunken sex with a really hot girl I've never seen before, and she was nuts!
After like 40 minutes, we finished, went outside, started a few fireworks with all the other guys, partied a bit
more and drank some more, awesome night!
And these are only the good things that happened to me, there were so many other things that were just
insane and pretty cool that night, like listening to a grind/crustcore band that almost nobody knows around
here, but they're from here, played the fuck the commerce festival and so on, existing since 15 years or so
crashing the party while we listened to them
Now the worst story:
I went to a birthday party (in november, 2°C outside)of a few friends of mine, just 5 minutes to walk away from my
parents's house, so I thought, that I could drink a bit and than walk home...bullshit.
I got pretty wasted, drank like 10 beer (0.5 litres) and a few shots, had to throw up the first time, no problem,
just drink more...yeah, good idea...
So like 2 minutes before I wanted to leave, a friend of mine walked up to me: "hey dude, I've got that booze
here that my grandfather distilled by himself" it was a 1 litre bottle full of self made booze with around 75% alcohol.
From that time (around 1:00) I have no idea what happend, all I know is that I got up around 13:00 in my room, with
my shoes, trousers and a t-shirt, no jacket or something, full of vomit and blood, grazes and bruises all over my body
chest pain and the worst hangover in my life, I had the feeling it was the worst hangover ever..not only mine, I mean
in the whole human history
An hour later, a friend of my brother walks in, he partied there, too, wanted to sleep at our house, left 4 hours later
than me, found me 50 metres in front of my parents's house, laying on the street, full of blood, cuts and bruises all over
smelling like vomit and alcohol, he than managed to get me inside, the ground was dry where I was laying, but it was
raining since an hour, so I had to lay there for an hour at least.
He said that he needed like 15 minutes to carry me for 50 metres, he's just 1,70m and weights 60kg, I am 1,93 and weight
over 95kg, so he had a hard time getting me inside, thankfully he found my key.
After that party, I was laying in bed for like 40 hours, not able to sleep because of all the injuries (later found out that I had
a broken rip, lost almost one litre blood, had alcohol poisoning and was hypothermic) and pain I had.
Due to the excessive abuse of really hard drinks, my liver had a pretty hard time, so I needed to take some medicine that
made me puke almost every morning. Had to take it because my liver was so damaged (was drinking alot that time and that
party almost killed me) that I almost needed a surgery, so for 3 months, the first thing I did every morning was vomiting,
stopped drinking for over a year due to this, than I started drinking again, but way more carefully and way less, only once
a month or so, and not more than 6 beers.
Broke my elbow pretty bad a year later, had to stop drinking completly due to the medication, after I stopped the medication
I didn't start drinking again, so in the last 2 years I drank almost nothing, less than I drank 4 years ago in one week.
) and then I puked all the 4 walls of the bathroom like a fucking sprinkler! hahaha. 
