ALL MEN PLEASE READ THIS....VERY SERIOUS...

nik

Dictator of Laughter
Mar 28, 2004
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Bold Savage Land ENGLAND
Subject: : Beer Warning

Make sure you click on the link at the end!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf



PEACE,KEBABS,ONLY JD & COKES FROM NOW ON........:lol: :lol: .
 
I can usually put away a lot of beers and can still tell if a girl has a head like a bucket of smashed crabs. But one time I wrote myself off and woke up spooning a goddamn cyclops! This chick had one good eye and one glass one. And no, I didnt skull fuck her.
 
Arg_Hamster said:
I wish women would buy me beer more often.

I have found that when a girl starts buying you drinks, the deal was sealed long before the alcohol started making her look better.
 
Saucy_Jack said:
I can usually put away a lot of beers and can still tell if a girl has a head like a bucket of smashed crabs. But one time I wrote myself off and woke up spooning a goddamn cyclops! This chick had one good eye and one glass one. And no, I didnt skull fuck her.

Bucket of smashed crabs..now that is a classic. What's going on down under with them fucking muzzies???


jks_III said:
Mommy I don't want to kill him, he's my friend. Shut up and kill, kill, kill for mommy. Oh and be a good boy and take off my dress before you do it.



Lord Galvatron said:
I’m well known on the Megadeth board
 
Most of the brawling and violence has quietened down. The police put a stop to it pretty quickly. There is still a lot of tension and unresolved shit. The government has also been accused of going soft on Muslims involved in the violence but coming down hard on the Aussies. That is because our state leader's electorate has a large Lebanese population and he is trying to keep them on side while turning his back on real Australians. Fucker.