Alternative birth control?

"We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."
Haha. I'm waiting for kids to find one of these in their parents room and attach them to their heads while playing "Doctor" or something.
 
Funny you don't hear more about that one in high school sex ed.
 
When my gym teacher in middle school was discussing sex with us, he told us to pull out and aim for the bellybutton. This same guy got arrested a few months later for selling weed and coke on a military base.
 
Indeed, now if he was only selling to the kids and practicing that method, he'd be perfect.