am all "on hold" and shit
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LoboUivante
my tummy hurts
LoboUivante
my tummy hurts
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
English isn't very clear, admittedly. Of course, that probably contributes to why it's fucking UNSURPASSED for art (music, literature). Yeah, too bad it's used for international diplomacy and commerce, but when you come to think of it, that, too is cool: we're a world in which even our business and political interactions use a language of "art" rather than function. How much do we humans rock, eh?
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Congress spent capital to make the Capitol look capital.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) The bear couldn't bear the pain. -Matthew Sairs
23) Carrying a tire might tire you out. -Matthew Sairs
24) There is no precedent for how the president acted. -ArtKing1239
25) There is neither pine nor apple in a pineapple.
26) If teachers taught, did preachers praught?
27) If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
28) There is no ham in a hamburger.
29) It is difficult to dig or mine ore with an oar. -Dave
30) Sign the sign with your sign. -BaDKiTtY2610
31) Do you see the dew? -BaDKiTtY2610
32) One die, two dice; one dies, two die. -Dave
33) If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat? -Kasper
34) Boxing Rings are squares. -Sandy
35) Quicksand works slowly. -Sandy
36) My nose runs, my feet smell.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Congress spent capital to make the Capitol look capital.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) The bear couldn't bear the pain. -Matthew Sairs
23) Carrying a tire might tire you out. -Matthew Sairs
24) There is no precedent for how the president acted. -ArtKing1239
25) There is neither pine nor apple in a pineapple.
26) If teachers taught, did preachers praught?
27) If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
28) There is no ham in a hamburger.
29) It is difficult to dig or mine ore with an oar. -Dave
30) Sign the sign with your sign. -BaDKiTtY2610
31) Do you see the dew? -BaDKiTtY2610
32) One die, two dice; one dies, two die. -Dave
33) If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat? -Kasper
34) Boxing Rings are squares. -Sandy
35) Quicksand works slowly. -Sandy
36) My nose runs, my feet smell.
LoboUivante
my tummy hurts
Xfer now i know why other people take so long to understand me... i have to think in order to understand your posts... that makes you a beautiful and intelligent persona 
(in a complete heterosexual stance of course ).
And yes... english may go through the most ambiguous ways, but its very simple to learn (even Americans speak it ;P). The thing is that every band has to write in English to be understood (Cannibal Corpse not included) and that is a downer for the bands own nationality.
(in a complete heterosexual stance of course ).And yes... english may go through the most ambiguous ways, but its very simple to learn (even Americans speak it ;P). The thing is that every band has to write in English to be understood (Cannibal Corpse not included) and that is a downer for the bands own nationality.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Yes, thank you, I am beautiful and intelligent!
I think it might be simple to learn the rudiments of English, but near-fucking-impossible to master if you're not a native speaker. I would never be able to do it myself, and I have the highest regard for non-native speakers who do master it.
Might I point out that until last year, the only two non-native-speaker Pulitzer-Prize-winning novelists were both Polish. I give mad props to my ethnic heritage!
I think it might be simple to learn the rudiments of English, but near-fucking-impossible to master if you're not a native speaker. I would never be able to do it myself, and I have the highest regard for non-native speakers who do master it.
Might I point out that until last year, the only two non-native-speaker Pulitzer-Prize-winning novelists were both Polish. I give mad props to my ethnic heritage!
LoboUivante
my tummy hurts
People with most trouble mastering it are probably the ones from Latin speaking communities
like myself (Portugal urrai!).
By the way, my new english teacher is a wank who makes us watch a very politicaly correct comedy named... Keeping our Appearences, or something... i thought you would enjoy knowing that
By the way, my new english teacher is a wank who makes us watch a very politicaly correct comedy named... Keeping our Appearences, or something... i thought you would enjoy knowing that
